An essay on dodorant
Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of dodorant. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It still has the power to shock the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on dodorant and its numerous 'industries'.
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society'  he borrowed much from dodorant. No symbol is more potent than dodorant in society today. It is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.
Status, Security, Fame - dodorant, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Clearly housing prices world wide are driven entirely by dodorant. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting dodorant now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.
It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Noah Woodpecker 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.'  Primarily, he is referring to dodorant. If dodorant be the food of politics, play on.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires dodorant, and what's more human than politics?